There are such things.

"I love vampires!", she said, as she threw down her bag. She had just gotten home from the latest movie - something about the city of New York and a virus turning everyone into vampires.

"I wish they'd make more movies like that, I love the idea of something scary out there that can suck away your life and your soul."

"It's a good thing that things like that don't really exist." I commented.

"Yea, that would be awful." She said.

Then she grabbed the remote and turned on the TV. I went back to killing gnomes in my Internet game.